hobo coffee


when a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.
emma “d-mn, i’ve only got one dollar”
taylor “no biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!”

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