Hockey Players

the c-ckiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. we’ll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. you lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. it doesn’t matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a b-tch, or that you got a ticket on the way there…you’re world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours here’s to faceoffs, goals, -ssists, overtime, livin’ on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin’ top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin’ bombs, wheelin’ broads, coaches, adding the letter “y” to the end of everyone’s last name, packin’ lips, the word “f-ck”, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all – the game, hockey why? why do we skate back and forth night after night? skating so hard we throw up. skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. late nights, early mornings, friday nights, sat-rday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. we skate through it all. because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. why? why would someone push themselves so hard? it’s not for the money, it’s not for the girls, and it’s not for the fame. we do it because we love it
i wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan
typically canadian. main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.
mike is a typical hockey player
the best athletes in the world. have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
mario lemieux, joe sakic, and wayne gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. they are very rich and have really hot wives.
hockey player (haw-kee pla-r):

an individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
1) “bertuzzi takes the feed from naslund!…scoooooooooooooooooooooooores!!!”

2) “good god almighty! what a hit from bertuzzi!, he knocked peter forsberg right on his -ss!”

usually what every young canadian aspires to be. probably the toughest and most physical athletes around. they take every hit like a man, get their -sses back up and continue the shift (or demolish that motherf-cker)
hours of sweat, skating, practice, bonecrushing hits, broken teeth, blood, ice, sticks, pucks, punches and goals- they love every d-mn second of it. the bruises and scars are the physical badges of what hockey is all about.

dedicated to not only the physical prowess of the game, but also the skillful presence and crafty strategies of the sport. character is what they live by.

probably the most masculine yet humble of athletes and have the hottest bodies ever. scores both on and off the ice.
example 1: -hockey player gets h-t and is thrown among the shattering gl-ss-
hockey player: eh whatever… -gets back up and continues the shift-

example 2: lecavalier…coming in…dekes.. backhand…he ssccooress! oooh what a goal by vincent lecavalier!

example 3: sheryl: when i grow up, i want to marry a hockey player, have their babies and make them become hockey players!
obivously the hottest type of athlete.
girl a- did you see that guy?!?!
girl b- yeah…so hot!
girl a- he’s a hockey player!
girl b-ooooh!!!!
people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game…best people alive
your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. and if you are, chances are your not very good.

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