holy crap


1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.
1. frank barone shouted “holy cr-p” when marie thought robbie was h-m-s-xual.
the more socially acceptable form of “holy sh-t,” often used by shows such as family guy to slip past the fcc.
prison inmate: holy cr-p! that sure was an excellent -n-l adventure, wouldn’t you say so, nick carter?

nick carter: holy cr-p, that hurt.
a once-common exclaimation popularized by strong bad, the email answerer of homestarrunner.com
“people knockig on heaven’s door-holy craaaaaaap!”

“i have come back from the dead to take-wha-holy craaap……”

“holy cr-p! somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!”
a piece of p–p worthy for a g-d
this is surely a holy cr-p.
expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.
gina: how was your work out today?

brad: holy cr-p, it was impossible. holy cr-p, i can barely walk. my quads are killing me…holy cr-p!

gina: what is your work out like tomorrow?

brad: holy cr-p, i don’t know…i’m afraid to look. holy cr-p!

gina: you look buff

brad: holy cr-p, i’m getting stronger and more fit. holy cr-p, i can notice a difference already. holy cr-p!
an exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.
j-panesedude:holy cr-p, it’s gooooooooodziiiiiiiillllaaaaaa!
human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be g-d, allah, buddha, oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for cr-p-slinging.
i will probably get hit with some holycr-p for defining holycr-p.

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