Homeward bound shitter
when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he’s gotta sh-t, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a sh-t, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it
friend 1: “hey what took ya’ll so long”
friend 2: “well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to sh-t so we had to go all the way back to his house!”
friend 1: “man he’s such a homeward bound sh-tter!”
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