Homochrist
in the word of kvlt, the nemesis and antipole of the most austere one, the necrowizard.
the h-m-christ’s lukewarm powers are constantly infiltrating and warping mortal affairs, tainting all that is grim and enticing humanity towards his own elemental gayness.
kvlt lore prophesises that the h-m-christ will rematerialise over palestine late in the fourth vorn, shortly before the final battle with the forces of kvlt. proceeding from norway, the necrowizard will encounter the h-m-christ at varghnorghnaul, somewhere in the vicinity of goole.
there the necrowizard will ritually challenge his bitter rival to mortal kömbat. the h-m-christ will decline out of principle, and immediately be cloven in half with the sword of xfonshjuahh’k.
a most morbific jubilation will follow among all true necrolytes at the breaking of the gay fourth vorn and the ushering-in of the fifth or forlorn vorn of eternal terror and despair. this too will mark the reinversion of the uninverted crosses of p’thwaaangjhiuth and the billion-year reign of darkness that is the fondest wish of all true necrolytes.
hail the necrowizard.
you can’t possibly be thinking of buying that green day cd? those c-nts are the -rs–welkins of the h-m-christ.
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