homotaur


half man, half h-m-, much like a minotaur being part man part beast. a close cousin to metros-xual. a man that knows more about womens shoes, hair salons and the mall than many women. probably not gay, but very close.
that h-m-taur is going to see some hugh grant movie, while we watch the the pat’s kick -ss in the super bowl!

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