hop-on


an uninvited p-ssenger who “hops on” to one’s vehicle.
“george michael is doing great with his driving lessons. he had his first hop-on!”

“watch out for overp-sses and hop-ons. you’re going to get some hop-ons.”
hop} ons are when someone hops onto your car that you are driving and rides around with you for awhile.
i was driving to work in my stair-car when i got several hop-ons when p-ssing the corner full of illegal immigrants.
a word used commonly in the dc metro area to call someone a copycat.
person one: i love miley cyrus don’t you

person two: no i hate miley cyrus

person one: i know right, i can’t stand miley cyrus

person two: yous a hop on
to be like or imitate some ones style actions or words
man you always actin like beyonce you a hop on
to pull a root… to pick up a woman and have s-x.
merv: “so mate how did you go last night. did you get a hop on?”
morton: “yeah mate, held her flat to the boards”
(uk) a descriptive term (n/adj) for the act/person when (usually ) a lad has penetrative (v-g-n-l) s-x which lasts only a very few strokes before he -j-c-l-t-s, either because of inexperience or desire to achieve insertion then move onto next girl/target. likely the girl does not achieve -rg-sm
most of my college party experiences were hop ons
someone who dresses and acts exactly like a certain person/group of people. this makes everyone else think he just wants to seem cool.
person 1: hey, have you seen zach l. lately?
person 2: yeah, dude, he’s such a hop on

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