hop the fence


(for males) to take it out over the top of your pants, instead of through the zipper, esp when wearing bulky snowpants
person 1: man, i can’t find the little guy under all these layers.

person 2: dude, just hop the fence.
coital interruption by which the p-n-s is removed from the v-g-n- and inserted in the -n-s, and vice versa.
i knew she was a freak when she let me hop the fence without flinching.
when a person goes straight to the drug-dealer, p-ssing up the middleman. typically a shady act that takes place once a relationship has already been formed between junkie and middleman.
brah, she hopped the fence and stole my connec. i’m f-cking salty.

are you trying to hop the fence? i don’t think so. now you pay double.

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