horizontal exclamation mark


yet another witty slang term referring to an erect p-n-s(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; b-n-r).
d-mn, mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn’t notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!

mark h. proud urbandictionary author since february 2004.

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