Horn Hijack


either out of humor, or following a particularly frustrating event in traffic (cut off, green light sitting, etc.), a p-ssenger takes it upon him/herself to engage the horn for you.
p-ssenger: “sorry for the horn hijack bro, that guy just really got to me.”

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