Hornblasters


sh-tty website that promotes putting cheap plastic horns on vehicles to scare the sh-t out of people. they claim their horns are “train horns” but they’re actually overpriced cheap plastic replicas that produce terrible sounds when compared to a real train horn. many “hornblasters” are simply dumb ricers or men with extremely small p-n-ses who like to buy these horns to put on their oversized trucks to make themselves think they are decent people who aren’t complete f-ggots. however, purchasing said horns just lets an entire town see how big of a f-ggot they truly are.
rick: hi guys check out my new horns! i got them from hornblasters for only $550! -honk-
dave: go kill yourself

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