Hoss Daddy Flex


a name used to describe having a chew. (chewing tobacco)
“man, i’m so tired today. think i’m just gonna throw in a hoss daddy flex and lay on the couch while i watch a flick.”

or

“why is brian’s lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?”
“yeah, he threw in a hoss daddy flexer before the game.”

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