hot air balloon

while your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scr-t-m from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it’s logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
after busting a nut in that sl-t’s gash, i got on all fours and told her to lick my b-lls from behind. as she was doing it, i gave her a hot air balloon.

sun, moon, hot air balloon
a device use for flying around…
back in my day a hot air balloon was a flying device, but wtf is it now?!?!
when one person blows up a balloon inside another persons -n-s.
tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his b-tthole.
performing oral s-x on a woman in 69 position and she farts into partners nostrils during act.
i was eating my girlfriend out in a 69 and she fired up a hot air balloon in my nose.
1. a s-xually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. she will purse her lips tightly around his -n-s. she then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. aviator goggles and scarf are optional.
friend #1: i was able to talk nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

friend #2: i don’t know what that is, but it sounds f-cking sick.
verb. the act of farting in an open v-g-n-.
heather jumped on snowbird’s back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. she nearly rose to the ceiling.
farting into an open v-g-n- while lighting it on fire.
i blind folded my girlfriend and said “open up” but instead i bent over and lit my lighter and gave her the hot airballoon.
to fart in one’s mouth while that person is licking your -sshole.
when your licking your girlfriend’s -sshole and she farts in your mouth.

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