Hot LZ


a girl you want to go out with but can’t because she has an overly possessive ex-boyfriend.
tina: i’m so over charles! he treats me like sh-t, we should hang sometime ya? 🙂

you: hahah ok! ya sure! so there’s a party this weekend?

charles(walks up): step off my girl fool!

tina: ohhh g-d! charles! you’re making me a hot lz!!!!

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