hotdogildo
a hotdog that is crammed into pleasure-holes for masturbation purposes. safest when frozen to avoid the hotdog from snapping off in a tw-t and needing to be surgically removed.
ken: is this a f-cking p-b- on my hotdog??
jill: hey! that’s my hotdogildo! give it back now!
:ken eats it:
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