Hour of the Wolf
“the hour between night and dawn. the hour when most people die, when sleep is deepest, when nightmares are most real. it is the hour when the sleepless are haunted by their deepest fears, when ghost and demons are most powerful, the hour of the wolf is also the hour when most children are born.” -from ingmar bergman’s film hour of the wolf (trailer)…
(person)-watch the film hour of the wolf by ingmar bergman…
(another person)- i don’t know who that is? it was not even defined on urban dictionary…guess i’ll just go watch superman 5, another romantic comedy, or something by michael bay….
(innocent bystander)- i’m sure marky mark is making another action movie with denzel or someone this month…
(random stranger)-don’t forget about those teenie series movies i’m sure we got another 15 of them to go, they just keep writing those god-mn books….
(hipster)- ingmar bergman…? (sound of mouse click to wiki) of course bergman was excellent did you know some random fact i spent hours researching in use for conversation at my local hip-joint bar room where we drink pabst blue ribbon and discuss are weekly obscure music findings and old fashion techniques….
(old human)- 1968, yes they don’t make em like that anymore
(original person from the start)- sadly they don’t granpa…f-ck these idiots lets go see it play tonight at that local theater….
(old human)- but i can’t take all those hipsters crowding the place i just want to bring a .44 magnum with me…
(original person)- woah t. bickle leave that at home… smoke this….better….not for everyone just take some oxycodin and lets go!
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