Houston Deposit


the charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of houston’s drinking water.

a popular term among the fc dallas supporters group, the dallas beer guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the san jose earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. the phrase stems from the fact that the majority of houston’s water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the dallas-fort worth metroplex. residents of inbredia have, as texas state university professor andy sansom says, “been drinking dallas’ cr-p for decades.”
“i’ll be back in five, i need to go make a houston deposit.”

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