Hover Crapht
to take a dump while your -ss hovers over the toilet, while not making direct contact with the rim. knees are bent at almost 90 degrees, using ever muscle in your thighs to not touch.
i just hover cr-phted! the guy in the stall before me, dropped a bomb on the toilet seat. i couldn’t sit on that sh-t.
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