HSS
haircut, shower, shave. aka the man’s makeover.
dude i just had an epic hss today, i feel like a new man.
short form for holy santa clause sh-t
guy #1: dude check that out
guy #2: hss
guy #1: ikr man
-from the hss branding series
-standing for hott straight and single
-hss branding series created by brittany, who is also the creator of fabtawesome
-found in conjunction with other terms from the series
ie:
hst- hott straight taken
hsb- hott straight on a break
hgs- hott gay single
hgt- hott gay taken
hgb- hott gay on a break
uss- ugly striaght single
ust- ugly striaght taken
usb- ugly striaght on a break
ugs- ugly gay single
ugt- ugly gay taken
ugb- ugly gay on a break
hbs- hott bi single
hbt- hott bi taken
hbb- hott bi on a break
ubs- ugly bi single
ubt- ugly bi taken
ubb- ugly bi on a break
“i hate being hss, all the good guys are hst or hgs! -sigh-“
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