a fat sl*t
tasha neal’s such a huffapuffa
to die quite rapidly his house got invicerated during the storm
a combination of irrational and unreasonable. jack, stop being so irrationable and go get me a mini-milk.
- komodo draggin'
when a girl pulls your d*ck so hard, you start breathing fire erica was komodo draggin’ me last night and my sheets were no more after that
- lane splitter
when excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. you have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane. they say it takes b*lls to pull a lane splitter. but it usually it usually takes a hand, too. via giphy