human lawnmower
when a guy named kane gooljary gets on his hands and knees on a patch of gr-ss and starts mooing like a cow but he thinks he sounds like a lawnmower but to other people they just think he’s trying to be a dog
guy- how weird is that guy
girl- yeah he reminds me of a human lawnmower
guy- so he must be called kane right?
girl- yeah he has a weird lawnmower fetish
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