“i have m*st*rb*t*d to you”
if you want to discretly tell someone that you have m*st*rb*t*d to them before, then say ihmty.
“hey jason… ihmty… :)”
“kristina, ihmty, hope you dont mind.”
olzy is used to define someone as a silly, smelly, weird, dodgy and can be said in any manner. this is also used to call someone jewish. gday olzy he’s definitely an olzy don’t add olzy to the group chat.
eyan le ku any f*cking time. colloquial yoruba equivalent of yolo. means “an individual can die at any moment” and so they can act reckless a bit. bayo: “are you watching your weight?” segun: “no, i’m going to eat to my heart content because elkaft”
- brownie pop
where you put a sucker in your girls but and then eat it. my wife has the best brownie pops
the irrational fear of fearing being scared of the fear of fear itself. person 1: i have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia. person 2: i have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia… person 1: kill it with fire *throws up intensely* person 3: hey guys, what’s u- *sees intense vomiting session* blaarrrghh i have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia bellhggggggggff