Ikea Miser
any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at ikea. a person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.
long suffering male: this lot wil never fit into the car.
wife or ikea miser: yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
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