im a big dick motha fucka



a person who thinks hes got a big d*ck, but in reality he is lying. he probably has a small d*ck or not even a d*ck.
guy 1: yo karl

guy 2: ya
guy 2: im a big d*ck motha f*cka
guy 3: do you even have a d*ck bro?
guy 2: ya i do
guy 3: no you don’t i saw it last time its smaller than my nail loool bro

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