I’m going to milk your goat.


a phrase used to insult and intimidate and mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

“milking somebody’s goat” also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

it can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
-two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball-

p1: “i’m going to milk your goat.”
p2 (intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): “w-well go ahead and tr-try it!”

-also:-

bob: “woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy roger?!”

greg: “yeah, he totally milked roger’s goat!”

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