indigenous bitches
indigenous b-tches, or ib’s, are native women of central and south america as well as the caribbean basin (the term does not apply exclusively to amerindians).
some examples of behavioral qualifications for ib’s include:
1. cutting in line shamelessly.
2. staring.
3. talking loudly in spanish in front of what she thinks is a non spanish speaker.
ib’s are not to be trusted.
rachel: f-ck my life, this ib just cut me in line while i was waiting to use the bathroom.
rachel: look at this f-cking ib trying to cut us in line. i don’t give a sh-t i’ll elbow an ib in the face.
rachel: the f-cking ib at the p-ssport photo kiosk tried to charge me twice as much as the sign said they cost.
indigenous b-tches
Read Also:
- Indisneyoctrination
watching disney movies or similar children’s fare so many times you have them memorized; the condition of being the parent of one or more preschoolers at any point in the digital era of easy access to video. “gimme some fin… noggin… duuuuuude” is the way parents greet their children when they’ve been subjected to long-term […]
- infinity plus shipping and handling
infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. it stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered. “does anybody know what’s larger than infinity?” “nothing” “no, infinity plus shipping and handling” “wtf?”
- Infovert
when someone is perverted with gaining information or educating themselves, whether it be usefull or completely irrelevant to anything. like geek’ing out, but whilst actually being cool. “timothy is a soul/funk dj,which gives him cool status, but has a never ending appet-te for finding information on the illuminati, for which he knows more about than […]
- scared virgin
a scared virgin is a person, usually male, who is scared at the prospect of having s-x for the first time. this is a true story of when i was a scared virgin. i was in my freshman year of college. i had been the nerd all through highschool. i was highly introverted, yet was […]
- infrastroy
v.: to build from below; performing a subversive act of construction guerilla gardening, working on a squatted building, putting up street art, building from stolen/reclaimed material those squatters infrastroyed that house and now its looks beautiful.