the act of dipping your sweaty lubricated b*lls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.
nick prepared the finest indio swap meet jason has ever had.
- jacker boy
a young man that got caught pleasuring himself at an inappropriate time. *fap* *fap* *fap* “what the h*ll dude” “what?” “we are at grandma’s funeral” “so?” “you are being a jacker boy right now?” “well sorry, i can’t control my urge to splurge”
a word used to greet fellow coworkers and/or friends. if more than one friend is present, you can refer to them as jibjab. ex. “hi jerry”, hey whats up “mojambo, have you seen jibjab?” mojambo- “hi jerry”, hey whats up “mojambo, have you seen jibjab?”
- rule 153
if someone walks slowly in front of you in the stairs/ escelators, you are obliged to push him/ her/ it. person a: *walking slowly in escelator* person b: *pushes person a* person a: wtf? person b: rule 153 bro. person a: godd*mnit.
- jelly cupboard
when blood clots begin to ooze out of one’s b-hole as a result of rapid paced *n*l s*x with a severe lack of lubricants. there i was in caribou maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this vietnamese prost*tute in the sh*t shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. she probably ended up with a […]