Information Masturbation


the instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. this information is rarely retained.
burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.

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    can be replaced by shove, push, hump, f-ck, or pound… i c-m as soon as i insert my p-n-s. i will insert my fist in your face. insert that big f-cking d-ck in my p-ssy. i had her screaming my name everytime i went to insert my d-ck. a sign stuck on the rear of […]

  • internet intimate

    a couple that forms an intimate relationship including naked photo swapping, s-x talk and constant flirting online. often over long distances but can include locally. often a precursor to actually meeting in real life. “got any nudes yet”? “nah, we arent even internet intimate yet”. “dude, what’s up with that”? “i think i really like […]


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