inrection
an inrection is the opposite on an erection. this means your p-n-s actually inrects itself back into your body for safety reasons.
a) being hit extremly hard in the genatal area will cause your p-n-s to actually inrect (inrection) inside you body possibly puncturing some vital organs. b) seeing the most hideous beast of a girl walk into a bar, can actually force your p-n-s back inside your body to keep itself from being exposed. c) jumping into a very very cold body of water ie. “pool, river, ocean, large puddle” can force your p-n-s into shock and send it back inside your body for warmth and shelter.
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