when a person’s instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that’s enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you’ll never get with someone like that.
dude: “hey, man did you see (insert attractive person’s name here)’s picture on instagram? ”

other dude: “ugh. yes, dude. it gave me instac*ck.”

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