Internet Addict
someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
twitter
facebook
youtube
tumblr
skype
etc.
if you’re doing nothing, you’re on one of these websites.
friend: whatcha doin?
me: on tumblr looking at pictures of youtubers… oh and tweeting stuff on twitter… and, and watching cry play the last of us on youtube
friend: internet addict much?
me: you don’t understand it’s too many feels!
someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a im service.
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