Internet Turrets
an awful disability many people are afflicted with. someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jack-ss. the person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and s-xual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.
these people afflicted with the disease are often called “trolls”.
examples of internet turrets
everyday bob: yes, i did vote for obama.
internet bob: f-ck no, i didn’t vote in that b-tch-ss communist porch monkey! however, i did f-ck his wife!
everyday bob: that girl is very appealing to the eye!
internet bob: -fap-fap-fap-
everday bob: that’s an interesting point of view.
interent bob: f-ck you, you commie h-m-!
everyday bob: -joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic-
internet bob: who else wants to have intercourse with jessica biel.
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