invisible
what every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.
i wish i could be invisible a least for a while. that way, i could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people’s chats without being noticed.
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an awesome status on instant messaging services like aim and facebook chat that allow you appear offline in order to leave an awkward conversation or hide from someone but still remain online.
xxblablablaxx – we need to talk.
dudeguyman – hold on i have to go take my grandma to the vet.
-changes status to invisible-
–dudeguyman has logged off–
1. not visible; unseen
2. (espec. in iraq) weapons of m-ss destruction.
1. i can’t see you. are you invisible?
unable to be seen.
i can’t see it; is it invisible?
used to refer to something or someone which is conspicuously missing.
there was invisible happy at the funeral.
an added s or ‘s, on to a word. typically as a suffix for a possession that is not actually added on to a word. mostly used phonetically when talking about a brand, store or company ending with a name.
kind of a f-cked up cousin to the silent k.
examples of invisible s
spelling anyway phonetically: anyways
spelling: subway phonetically: subways
spelling: aldi phonetically: aldi’s
spelling: chade daniel phonetically: chase daniels
something you say after you fart (may be smelly)
-fart- …”invisibleeeee”
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