a beer sn-b; any person who pretends to enjoy overly bitter and unnecessarily hoppy ipa-style beers in a lame attempt to p-ss themselves off as a sophisticated and intellectually superior beer connoisseur.
i bought my friend a pilsner but he refused to drink it because, apparently, it wasn’t hoppy or bitter enough for his refined tastes. he’s a complete ipa-hole.
- hay daying
the act of playing hay day for a long period of time. me: what have you been doing today? sammy: playing hay day. me: for 7 hours? sammy: yeah i’ve been hay daying.
- flap c*sserole
flap c-sserole…an over-stuffed v-g-n-…when viewed on it’s long axis compared to a vertical comparison of the visual reference of lasagna or other meaty layered substance is equal in it relative width, girth, holding capacity, and layered visual appearance is relative to the comparison. whoa! her meat sheath was way too big and it looked like […]
- cop talk
cop talk: an exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone p-ssive voice. descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables. the police officer is using cop talk to convince the jury that his […]
having the properties of an earthquake the thunder was so loud it shook the ground. it was earthquakey
love for darkness. i’m obsessed with lygophilia.