ipeg
this term was invented by jon lyon while talking with a friend who paused when asked if she’s ever pegged a dude. ipeg or ipegging is the act of a woman or man -n-lly penetrating their male partner with an iphone or in extreme cases an ipad. preferably while the device is on vibrate.
jenn paused while she managed the settings of her apple device. scott peered over his shoulder and said “mr. jobs is ready!” jenn then ipegged scott for the remainder of the battery life. scott has been sh-tting pancakes ever since.
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