someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iphone games. he probably doesn’t own any form of gaming console. the only game probably plays besides iphone games is roblox.
bill: hey, want to speed-run the new mario game?
william: hey guys! i got this new cool iphone game!
bill: shut the f*ck up, wlliam! you are such an iphone gamer!
- c*nting spider
any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress. look at that f*cking c*nting spider over there . go get me a shoe.
- article 26
an imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees. the clear language of article 26 allows him to b*mp anyone from their day off, regardless of […]
that state of being pirate-eyed, p*ssing yourself, pollock drunk. acting kroski-ish uncontrollably. ryan was zambularized at the bar last night. couldn’t even hold himself up.
- skin village
the umbrella term to acknowledge that the two will partake in s*xual activities that will result in j*zzing or splooshing like savages. boys, i’m going on a long trip tonight. skin village!