iphoneticorrection
when the iphone automatically changes your text words.
the iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
when texting gf i had i typed lard and but for reasons why i did not want to eat at cracker barrel with her and thanks to iphoneticorrection, gf thinks i told her she has a large b-tt. if only cracker barrel had fruit i would not be in iphoneticorrection trouble.
i ducked my ex gf yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that i -ucked my gf yesterday at lunch.
i so mouch in terrible. lol much in trouble.
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