iPod Ears
when something someone said is misheard because one’s hearing has been damaged by excessive ipod usage on high volume. often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.
man, i asked ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought i said “make-out,” that chicks got ipod ears…
when 2 men -j-c-l-t- into a woman’s ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of -j-c-l-t- in each ear. some of the s-m-n will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the apple ipod.
this bird is well mucky, we gave her the ipod ears and she loved it.
when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune
person 1 “oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear”
person 2 “yeah no one can hit the high note in “don’t stop believing”
when your not used to the headphones that come with your ipod and they fall out all the time.
guy 1: ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my ipod! these little earphone things keep falling out!
guy 2: hang in there mate! you just havnt got you ipod ears yet!
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