iPon
the next apple product after the ipad
short for itampon
person 1: did you get the ipad?
person 2: no, i’m waiting for the ipon
when a b-tch is so dumb that when she’s on her period, she doesn’t have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her tw-t-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.
dumb-b-tch1: lordy, i’m about to start my dot.
dumb-b-tch2: you mean period?
dumb-b-tch1: of course that’s what i meant. you dumb b-tch!
dumb-b-tch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-b-tch1: dang, i only have one. and it’s used.
dumb-b-tch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-b-tch1: this just might work!
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