irelandish
a word used by dumb men asking what language irish girls speak while trying to pick them up; the language that dumb men think irish girls speak
lennie- “sorry, i don’t speak irelandish”
irish girl- “you are a r-t-rd”
dan and evan- “haha you are so dumb”
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