Ironwood
noun- a slang term used to define a guy gets a b-n-r so hard to the point where his p-n-s physically can not bend then you call it iron wood. a joke on the slang term for a p-n-s, wood, further expressing how hard it us by adding the word iron to it.
friend 1: hey how’d it go last night with sarah.
friend 2: i wasn’t expecting her to be hot, but when she stripped my d-ck turned straight into ironwood and didn’t go down for a couple hours.
friend 1: nice bro -high fives friend 2-
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