the most positive, happy, quick witted person on the planet. sees the good and positives in every situation and believes that there is good in everyone, even if not easy to find.
taiya ” everyone needs an irvinio in their lives”
lottie “yeah i agree, so much fun and never grumpy”
taiya ” i know right, so glad i’ve got my very own irvinio and proud to call him dad”
if you get down just think ” what would irvinio say in this situation?” ah yes, he would say ” behind the clouds the sun always shines.. life is good” .
- wigging out
when you are having an insane breakout not to be mistaked as freaking out. girl: omg. i am wigging out so bad. guy: you totally are. to freak out or to start freaking out. usually when inebriated under a variety of substances. john is wigging out! you’re wigging out dude! displaying irrational behavior usually brought […]
snowflake millennials that are keyboard warriors insufferable, self important fashion designer refusing to dress 1st lady, yet cries out vociferously against a baker refusing to bake a cake for a g*y wedding epitomizes bigoted p*ssive aggression & being a webtard an individual that clearly has absolutely no idea on how to think, use or interact […]
- making a candle
when a guy sticks his p*n*s in a woman’s ear and it gets all waxy. tom: dang jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone? jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a f*cked up tom: that’s waxy yo
- the shotgun curtain
the boundary that separates educated, progressive america from gun-h**rding, racist america. since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to p*ss through the shotgun curtain from our america to their america.