tall, handsome middle aged man. still listens to rock and also slavic turbo folk.
selam, isljam. neredisin.
there aren’t any definitions for spermobemia yet. can you define it?
- gash stache
gash stache (def., noun): an artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman’s v-g-n-. this may include the hitler, the popular landing strip, a cl-ssic inverted triangle, the suggestive “v”, a 19th century handlebar f-ckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. a clean shave is always welcome, but […]
- mathematical allergy
when you are repulsed by the sight of any numerals or symbols—for a fraction of a second, your brain feels frozen, before you can take control of your sensory organs. on his wife’s persuasion, ken finally joined “mathophobia anonymous”—he’s been diagnosed with an acute form of mathematical allergy.
n. someone who likes f-cking trash. v. to f-ck somewhere really dirt; to f-ck in really dirty conditions. (n) i keep seeing that same fmuck in my garbage can and it is really triggering me. (v) yeah, we fmucked. it was really hot
- yolo cheating
when several students decide to work together to cheat on an exam, but they’re all wrong. maybe yolo cheating wasn’t such a good idea