It won’t happen again
the phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have f-cked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. this is the acceptable response apart from “sorry” that should be used when apologising to a boss. the harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. the result is always the same, the accused, embarr-ssed and fl-stered, the boss, p-ssed off, saying “it better not” and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.
boss: hey gary, have you seen the johnson parking ticket case? it was on my desk.
gary: was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?
boss: yes, have you seen it?
gary: i kind of shredded it…
boss: you did what???
gary: but it was on the shred pile
boss: always ask me when you’re going to shred something. now go into the shredder and pick out all the paper from the file and stick it back together!!!
gary: sorry mr stevens. it won’t happen again.
boss: it better not.
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