itness


the state of being “it.” the feeling of unnameable joy that accompanies a transcendent, quintessential experience.
the layered guitar picking and vocal melody of big star’s “thirteen” are perfect on their own, but when combined with the lyrics the song achieves something beyond perfection: a palpable itness.

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