iWaffle
1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are irrelevant and not often interesting!
2) a waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
1) jeremy:
if you share your can of c-ke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ….. omg
ben:
what?
jeremy:
i’m such an iwaffle …..
ben:
totally 😐
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2) gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of fresh waffles
gangster 2:
fo shizzle! what is this magic brutha!
gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco….they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles … with syrup.
gangster 2:
i prefere bagles ….
gangster 1: 😐
the act of p–ping on the keyboard of an open notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.
my roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so i left him an iwaffle before work.
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