a young man that got caught pleasuring himself at an inappropriate time.
-fap- -fap- -fap- “what the h-ll dude” “what?” “we are at grandma’s funeral” “so?” “you are being a jacker boy right now?” “well sorry, i can’t control my urge to splurge”
a word used to greet fellow coworkers and/or friends. if more than one friend is present, you can refer to them as jibjab. ex. “hi jerry”, hey whats up “mojambo, have you seen jibjab?” mojambo- “hi jerry”, hey whats up “mojambo, have you seen jibjab?”
- rule 153
if someone walks slowly in front of you in the stairs/ escelators, you are obliged to push him/ her/ it. person a: -walking slowly in escelator- person b: -pushes person a- person a: wtf? person b: rule 153 bro. person a: godd-mnit.
- jelly cupboard
when blood clots begin to ooze out of one’s b-hole as a result of rapid paced -n-l s-x with a severe lack of lubricants. there i was in caribou maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this vietnamese prost-tute in the sh-t shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. she probably ended up with a […]
- c*m creator
a male who can c-m multiple times before his p-n-s wilts. oh my god!! he’s a real c-m creator.
a cult made by tw-ts, for tw-ts, that is in every way inferior. i recently converted to omarism. now i have a good reason to kill myself.