Jackson Rancheria Style
when you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding -n-s. there also may be copious amounts of male -j-c-l-t- stuck to your back. don’t bother with making a police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done jackson rancheria style!
dinner at lone wolf’s restaurant $150
one night in a tuscan suite $399
show tickets $150
paying 150% over retail at the kessler’s gift shop. $300
getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the casino…..priceless
that is what is know as “getting worked jackson rancheria style”
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