Jacranked
(adj) when something is completely messed up, broken, or otherwise disheveled to the point that it looks terribly wrong and out of place. the next level above fubar
1. did you see that guy fly off that skate ramp? he got so jacranked!
2. that girl i took home last night looked so good when i was drunk, but this morning she’s all jacranked.
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