jaffy

australian english. jaffy stands for “just another f-cking first year” and is used at universities by second year and above years to describe the latest intake.
“some jaffy asked me where the library was.”
“the jaffies this year are unusually ugly”.
jaffy is a name derived from the ancient palestinian port city of jaffa located seaward of tel-aviv the largest city in israel. j-pho (jaffo translated in greek) is also in reference to this ancient city.

as well as a geographical military stronghold, jaffy and jaffo were used to describe a person with a fearless rhythmic yet warrior-like demeanor. one who naturally trancends the boundary between fluidness and rigidness. although dominated by politics of the region since biblical times, the city of jaffa signifies strength, perserverence, and reverence for the origins of civilization in both the east and west. i wish i was named jaffy.
“i feel like king solomon looking out over the sea on the walls of jaffa”

“lets go to jaffa after we check out the holy temples in jurusalem and tel aviv”

“jaffo can’t be stopped in the sparring arena, he moves like a dancer with the strength of a lion”

“i’m sure glad jaffy’s here, i feel safe now”
australian english. jaffy stands for “just a f-cking first year” and is used at some universities by second year and above years to describe the latest intake. more often used by people who life or had lived on residence.
“some jaffy asked me where the bar was.”
the lonely and much feared jaffy, also known as “jaggy” “jaggermeister” “jaffinator” “great jafsky” are the more common names for this horrific beast of a man. jaffys are brought into this world for 2 reasons, to fear and to collect gigs. recently, there was an attack outside of town dealing with this dangerous manimal. i have quotes of an interview, from the young lady who was attacked by this thing.

news team: ma’am, what were you doing out so late?
girl: i was taking my evening walk, and all of a sudden, something popped out of the bushes.
news team: ma’am, could you explain to everyone what this “thing” was that popped out of the bushes?
girl: it was very dark, and all i can really say is, he was large and hairy, also had a very very unfair stench.
news team: could you explain what he tryed to do?
girl: no, all i heard was him running around yelling something about….”gigs”? im not sure.
news team:….wow….im sorry but this thing you encountered is still on the loose, wed recomend you stay indoors, and have an air freshner with you at all times becuase his stench traveles very quickly and ruthlessly. did he mention his name?
girl: nor
news team: well, we cant -ssume anything quite yet, we still need to find out what these “gigs” he/shes talking about.
news team: well, well have to refer to him as the great jaggy.
jaffy can be used as a noun, pr-noun, adjective, adverb, and pr-norn

1 .”fear me for i am jaffy”
2 .”yeah i saw that horrifying jaggy the other night”
c .”neyyyyrghghhghghghghhghghgh”
a .”nne ne ne ne eeryryghghghhghghghghg”
4. “hey jaffy take a bath you smell like intercobobba!!”